1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso..
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called...THERAPY
FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: DARK
I especially like number 11 and 14...can't you just imagine it:)
2 comments:
i like 14 as well. i would love to do 13 too:) braxton would just crap himself. i have gotten this email before, i laughed then and i laughed again when i got it today. maybe we should have the guys do 14 when we go on "our" date:)
I literally laughed out loud! 1, 7, 9 made me smile--11 made me laugh. And I used to do 6 in high school with a girlfriend just to make everyone look at us like we'd lost it. Oh, and we sang "Men" by the Forester sisters while we skipped, and went up the stairs on the wrong side--fond memories. :)
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