Here's Your Sign

Don't meant to sound rude, but I probably will. I went into the Health Dept. to get my daughter's birth cert. I have never gotten it....I know bad mom, don't pass judgement:) Anyway, this lady came in with 7 kids. I'd say the ages were 8 and under. I don't know if they were all hers, but most of them resembled each other. So, as she walks by like a mama duck and her ducklings the back of her shirt says and I quote: "Zero to Horny in 2.5 Beers." Here's your sign!!!! I don't think she needs much help in the horny dept.:)